my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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