You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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