She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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