So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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