even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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