Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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