you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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