maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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