3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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