He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
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