windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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