Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
worst night to have a conscience
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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