We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
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