You can't special order awesome
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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