But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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