physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I think people are normalizing furries
Randomize