North Korea, Best Korea!
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
what the fuck happened to the tacos
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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