Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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