I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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