When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
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It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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