I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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