I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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