I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
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