i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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