I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Holy sore nipples Batman
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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