Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
this will be a night to untag.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Randomize
