Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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