dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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