It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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