so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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