is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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