I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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