Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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