We got so high we made milksteak
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Is it penis luge time yet?
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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