I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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