just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
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