We're facebook friends in real life
My first STD was from a foam party
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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