you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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