who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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