Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I just googled if crying burns calories
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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