Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Randomize
