Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
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