Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Randomize
