she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I wish you could order shots online.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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