Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
I'm passing your future prison.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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