I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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