I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
i want to swaddle you in tequila
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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