school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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