So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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