He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
then he tried to convert me to islam
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
You brought string cheese to the strip club
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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