Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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