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super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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