Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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