No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
this must be what syphilis tastes like
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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