Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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